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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

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santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina, via collapsed)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via moistbottom)

greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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relahvant:

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh, via asiuns)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via perks-of-being-chinese)